Five Things I Hate…The Auto Edition:
I hate traffic jams
I hate jacked up or lowrider autos (especially the ones that bounce)
I hate pumping gas
I hate having to pass in the right lane
I hate Hummers
(Sorry, this is all I have time for this morning.)
posted by Unknown @ 8:13 AM
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If my husband is in his county vehicle and in uniform, he will pull people over and chew them out for driving slowly in the left-hand lane. It absolutely infuriates him.
He believes that there is a conspiracy in St. Clair County, that all St. Clair Countians (I don't know if that's a word or not)
are taught to drive only in the left lane. He says that almost everyone he stops or has to pass is from St. Clair county. Look the next time it happens and see if it isn't a 59AL tag. He almost has me convinced.
It even happens in the farthest reaches of our state. One time we were in Foley, AL. Traffic heading north was almost at a standstill, crawling would be more the word. Lanny jokingly said, "I'll bet it's some !#*$ St. Clair County driver." When we got close to the source of the problem, guess what. "!#*$, Debbie, it is!"
Yes, my husband does use profanity at times. He is, after all, in law enforcement and has to deal with ornery people every day. I've told him that lately it's becoming a little too prevalent in his speech. He's beginning to punctuate his sentences with it without really realizing it. But, I love him anyway.
I get upset(mildly)at:
1. No signals
2. People that drive cars and NEVER change the oil and the smell creeps into your car.
3. People who pull out into the intersection and then get caught by the redlight and make both sides wait.
4. Driving slowly in the left lane.
5. Those who run Red Lights.
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