Five things I hate…The Food Edition:

I hate Krystal Hamburgers! A hamburger just isn't a hamburger without ketchup, and those dehydrated onions? Come on!! A hamburger just isn't a hamburger without onions either, but cut me a fresh one, um-kay?

I hate Collard Greens! They taste as bad as they smell. And I AM TOO still a southerner.

I hate coffee! The few of us who exist usually- at least -appreciate the smell. Not me, say yuck twice..."Yuck-Yuck!" However, I do love coffee houses. (Does that make me bi-polar?)

I hate black jelly beans/licorice! With the rainbow variety of colors and sweet fruity flavors, why choose the dark, antiseptic-tasting black ones?! I think we could all learn a lot about ourselves by the color of jellybeans we prefer or do not.

I hate root beer! First of all, it tastes nothing like a beer, it tastes more like a dirty, fungi-infested, decrepit, old oak tree root.

"Now I know some of you that I know and adore probably love all of these things. Please don't think any less of me, and I will be praying for you..." {I say aloud as I laugh and wink after typing this!}